Most Dramatic Threads on DCUM

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My favorite was deleted. It had a Mother with a special needs daughter that said a boy in K touched her, but then said he didn't and the teacher said they were never even close to each other. She wanted to believe something happened so bad for some reason. She kept wanting to confront the boy and his parents and wouldn't accept people telling her that her daughter was lying. She came off as desperate for attention

The OP there was CL, I think.

No that was the one where her preschool daughter claimed an ice cream man came to school and touched her vulva. I remember the other thread but it was a different one.

Ahh yes, you are correct.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The one with the pine cone throwing

The one where her DH read the paper during breakfast and she thought it was rude

The maroon washcloth one

Excellent thread, btw! The drama is unreal.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/314104.page

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kept woman thread: http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/382878.page

That should keep you busy for a while.

thanks for the link. any new developments on this lassie?

[Anonymous]

The various Islam posts. The Muslim poster(s?--not sure if more than one) at various points called the nonMuslim posters toothless grannies in miniskirts whose kids were addicted to porn and drugs, as well as bad cooks. The nonMuslim posters kept reminding her (them) of the insults and argued arcane points of Islamic history, slamming Muslim posters' interpretations to the extent of detailed analysis of the original Arabic in the Quran.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/221619.page

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/420097.page

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/420036.page

This gets more dramatic around on page 3--pretty well mannered before that.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/412221.page

[Anonymous]

Not in the top ten, but I kinda of morbidly enjoyed the mom who wrote at great length about having an 'alteraction with a two year old I don't know" or something like that, cracked me up. She was very bent out of shape about a two year old trying to take a toy bin from her (1 year old?)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The various Islam posts. The Muslim poster(s?--not sure if more than one) at various points called the nonMuslim posters toothless grannies in miniskirts whose kids were addicted to porn and drugs, as well as bad cooks. The nonMuslim posters kept reminding her (them) of the insults and argued arcane points of Islamic history, slamming Muslim posters' interpretations to the extent of detailed analysis of the original Arabic in the Quran.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/221619.page

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/420097.page

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/420036.page

This gets more dramatic around on page 3--pretty well mannered before that.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/412221.page

Ah yes, epic drama, so to speak. You forgot, all the grannies also had STDs, were about to be divorced, and supposedly wanted to convert to Islam but were afraid to do so. You also forgot Christian-evangelical-crusader-Islamophobe, which was the insult of choice for several dozen pages.

Also the various threats, like when the Muslim poster was going to get CAIR to identify the as-yet-unknown secret organization the non-Muslim posters were supposedly in the pay of. When that failed to shut down the conversation, she started threatening to enlist journalists who would line up quotes from DCUM next to quotes from academics at Harvard, Cambridge and Oxford, all of which would be published in journals with national readerships.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not in the top ten, but I kinda of morbidly enjoyed the mom who wrote at great length about having an 'alteraction with a two year old I don't know" or something like that, cracked me up. She was very bent out of shape about a two year old trying to take a toy bin from her (1 year old?)

Was just going to post this. I think she is in CA. And a poster actually called the library of the circle time to see if she could catch the OP in a lie!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The various Islam posts. The Muslim poster(s?--not sure if more than one) at various points called the nonMuslim posters toothless grannies in miniskirts whose kids were addicted to porn and drugs, as well as bad cooks. The nonMuslim posters kept reminding her (them) of the insults and argued arcane points of Islamic history, slamming Muslim posters' interpretations to the extent of detailed analysis of the original Arabic in the Quran.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/221619.page

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/420097.page

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/420036.page

This gets more dramatic around on page 3--pretty well mannered before that.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/412221.page

Ah yes, epic drama, so to speak. You forgot, all the grannies also had STDs, were about to be divorced, and supposedly wanted to convert to Islam but were afraid to do so. You also forgot Christian-evangelical-crusader-Islamophobe, which was the insult of choice for several dozen pages.

Also the various threats, like when the Muslim poster was going to get CAIR to identify the as-yet-unknown secret organization the non-Muslim posters were supposedly in the pay of. When that failed to shut down the conversation, she started threatening to enlist journalists who would line up quotes from DCUM next to quotes from academics at Harvard, Cambridge and Oxford, all of which would be published in journals with national readerships.

Was as addictive as a soap opera. Woke up every morning to check the latest installments. For some reason, the Muslim posters liked to post around 2 in the morning.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The various Islam posts. The Muslim poster(s?--not sure if more than one) at various points called the nonMuslim posters toothless grannies in miniskirts whose kids were addicted to porn and drugs, as well as bad cooks. The nonMuslim posters kept reminding her (them) of the insults and argued arcane points of Islamic history, slamming Muslim posters' interpretations to the extent of detailed analysis of the original Arabic in the Quran.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/221619.page

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/420097.page

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/420036.page

This gets more dramatic around on page 3--pretty well mannered before that.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/412221.page

Ah yes, epic drama, so to speak. You forgot, all the grannies also had STDs, were about to be divorced, and supposedly wanted to convert to Islam but were afraid to do so. You also forgot Christian-evangelical-crusader-Islamophobe, which was the insult of choice for several dozen pages.

Also the various threats, like when the Muslim poster was going to get CAIR to identify the as-yet-unknown secret organization the non-Muslim posters were supposedly in the pay of. When that failed to shut down the conversation, she started threatening to enlist journalists who would line up quotes from DCUM next to quotes from academics at Harvard, Cambridge and Oxford, all of which would be published in journals with national readerships.

Was as addictive as a soap opera. Woke up every morning to check the latest installments. For some reason, the Muslim posters liked to post around 2 in the morning.

Yet I learned a lot, too, thanks to non-Muslim posters who tracked down Quranic Arabic, hadiths and various Muslim scholars.

[Anonymous]

The woman who had
a
donut
in her
purse!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not in the top ten, but I kinda of morbidly enjoyed the mom who wrote at great length about having an 'alteraction with a two year old I don't know" or something like that, cracked me up. She was very bent out of shape about a two year old trying to take a toy bin from her (1 year old?)

Oh, that one was great, and then somebody fact-checked by calling the Beverly Hills library about their story time policies.

[Anonymous]

^^^Drat, somebody already said that!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not in the top ten, but I kinda of morbidly enjoyed the mom who wrote at great length about having an 'alteraction with a two year old I don't know" or something like that, cracked me up. She was very bent out of shape about a two year old trying to take a toy bin from her (1 year old?)

Oh, that one was great, and then somebody fact-checked by calling the Beverly Hills library about their story time policies.

I was just thinking about that thread the other day. We were traveling and I thought "we could take DC to the local library" and then wondered if it was nice as the Beverley Hills Library (we were in another city nearby.) I was obsessed enough with that thread to google the library. That is one nice library.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

RHinVA wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I've been here since 2009 and the most drama I've seen in that time is tied between the thread discussing the murder at the Bethesda LuluLemon and the post from last year from the open marriage guy that ended up in explicit and went on for weeks.

I assume the pine cone thread was similarly dramatic but I didn't read the whole thing and by the time I came back to it, it was unwieldy.

I don't have links for either of the other two because while I remember them, I do not have them bookmarked.

Here's open marriage guy. Read it from the beginning and don't skip around. That shit was good!

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/357557.page

114 pages! OMG!

I agree...114 is too long! Anyone care to give a summary?

[Anonymous]

77 pages of the kept woman?!?