We're from Bethesda

[Anonymous]

I don't think the OP is from Bethesda. But if she is, her dog is most likely a goldendoodle from a "responsible breeder".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We're from Bethesda. Of course we shop at the Bethesda Elementary farmers market on Sunday!

We're from Bethesda. Of course we run the Turkey Chase every Thanksgiving!

We're from Bethesda. Of course we have advanced degrees!

We're from Bethesda. Of course we wear Lululemon for leisure and work!

??? I don’t get it. Is this a new cheer you have written?

I sometimes forget how freaking OLD the average age of posters is on here.

You can’t write down the script for a dumb TikTok and then complain when people don’t get it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Well I thought it was funny. Most people here are not watching reels or tik tok.

Plus 1

Thank you! lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m from Bethesda. I’ve never had an original thought and I make decisions based on what others do.

SPOT ON!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m from Bethesda. I’ve never had an original thought and I make decisions based on what others do.

OMG- this is my bother and sister by marriage (ie in laws).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m from Bethesda. Of COURSE I drive a large, white luxury SUV!

I’m from Bethesda. Of course I’m an entitled high maintenance person who will scream at customer service employees at the drop of a hat.

I’m from Bethesda. Of course I’m secretly jealous of Chevy Chase.

I was born in Bethesda.

But then we moved to Chevy Chase!! Can you stand it??

I won’t tell you where I live now, lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What the heck? Was this posted by a drunk person who associates their own self loathing with living in Bethesda and feels jealous of women who wear Lululemon?

NP. You're too dumb to know the difference between a rock and a potato.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m from Bethesda. I’ve never had an original thought and I make decisions based on what others do.

SPOT ON!

DP. Can we talk about the losers from all over the DMV who affect Britishisms like “spot on”?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't think the OP is from Bethesda. But if she is, her dog is most likely a goldendoodle from a "responsible breeder".

I think she is the golden doodle. Very smart breed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Well I thought it was funny. Most people here are not watching reels or tik tok.

Care to explain it to us olds?

It's clear OP is NOT boosting Bethesda. Otherwise, I don't know why she's even bothering. Who cares what they do in Bethesda.

There was a trend on social media a few months ago where people posted videos saying "I'm ____, of course I do XYZ."

They were 1-2 minute long playful clips that either poked fun at certain groups or highlighted certain in-jokes. For example, "I'm a tourist. Of course I stand on the left of the escalator" or "I'm a Washingtonian. Of course, I leave town before The Fourth of July."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Well I thought it was funny. Most people here are not watching reels or tik tok.

Care to explain it to us olds?

It's clear OP is NOT boosting Bethesda. Otherwise, I don't know why she's even bothering. Who cares what they do in Bethesda.

There was a trend on social media a few months ago where people posted videos saying "I'm ____, of course I do XYZ."

They were 1-2 minute long playful clips that either poked fun at certain groups or highlighted certain in-jokes. For example, "I'm a tourist. Of course I stand on the left of the escalator" or "I'm a Washingtonian. Of course, I leave town before The Fourth of July."

+1 the anger in this thread is so unnecessary

[Anonymous]

Of course when our kids graduate hs they’ll put “dc” in their bios.
Of course we’ll tell OOS people were from DC.

[Anonymous]

I'm from Bethesda...my neighbor was on the news for embezzling!

I'm from Bethesda...my friend disappeared in the middle of night never to be heard from again!

I'm from Bethesda...of course, I know a general.

[Anonymous]

We’re from Bethesda and we are Blonde 👱‍♀️

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, you are from Bethesda and :

•You drive an SUV
•You are white
•You have a dog
•You hate city living
•You have 2 kids
•Your life is passing you by.

Well this one is much closer but I would never drive an SUV. And I don’t hate city living but it’s less practical with kids. And my life has already passed me by.