The boob story is just hilarious. PP, what happened when they faced each other the next morning? Did she apologize? |
oh, the foot thing reminds me of another good one!
I posted before about other crazies but I also once had an employee who who would not only clip toenails but take off shoes and socks and pick at his feet, dig the toe jam out between his toes, etc. I asked him to stop doing it or at least use the restroom (he was sitting in the lobby area and people complained about it). He said "but what am I doing wrong, I'm doing it on my break!" |
WTF!!! What did you say? Use to think it was bad when people clip their nails on the NYC subway during rush hour. OK, any hour. Honestly, were these people raised by cats? From reading these stories, some professions like law should make manners and "appropriate social behavior" classes mandatory. |
Nah. She made a joke about it. He took hell from the other guys in the office. |
Me too!! |
Yup, you gotta wonder how the crazy, lazy, asshole, stupid, weirdos have jobs and the good, honest, smart, hardworking folks remain unemployed or underemployed? |
We would make great coworkers - I like colored post-its. Livens things up a bit. |
You gotta try the post-its with shapes. The heart and the flower are my favorites. |
I've been on DCUM since its inception and this thread is hand-down THE BEST! |
My coworker feels the need to show how incredibly busy she is in her job. So she has a mini-fridge and a microwave and a hot plate in her office, because she cannot possibly leave her office long enough to go to the communal kitchen to prepare her lunch. Often, she cooks broccoli by microwaving it until it's basically burnt. If you have a meeting with her, never schedule for early afternoon. I have been stuck in her office with the overwhelming smell of burnt broccoli. |
I agree! I guess because everyone is trashing outside people, not other posters. |
That would drive me to homicide. Seriously. Or at the very least a grave wounding with a well-sharpened #2 pencil. |
Maybe she has agoraphobia. |
love this thread.
one co-worker started a side business selling trashy lingerie and sex toys--but would do it during office hours and use office supplies to pack the items, and use office fed ex accounts, etc. another coworker has pasted tons of pictures from magazines and various paintings (preraphaelite, botticelli, etc) of pale women with long, curly-ish hair all over her office. She is pale with long curly-ish hair. |
One co-worker's wife calls him several times a day. Every conversation begins with her sayying "Hi baby" and ends with her saying "I love you" and waiting for him to reluctantly repeat it back. How do I know this? He takes all of these calls on speakerphone.
Another co-worker, an older gentleman, may be the last person in America using AOL. So every afternoon, when he checks his personal e-mail, I hear "You've got mail!" |