Oh no, why is he on your momโs couch?? |
Is the couch a foldout? What woman could resist? |
Guy here:
If I was 6โ5 and not in the league ๐ I would be forever disappointed in myself |
+1. Honestly, anything over 6 ft 2 looks a little weird to me. |
If I wanted a tall man with blue eyes I should have stayed in Europe.
Tall men are so awkward and clumsy. Light eyes and hair are cute on a kid. |
It's almost in the vein of Baby got back and other songs calling out the metrics of their dream partner |
Ha - only if she 5 3. |
Arenโt you clever. Reposting nonsense here and other low quality stuff. |
My husband is 6'4 and yeah, he stands out. Sometimes it does look weird. He went on a 2nd grade field trip last week and it was a funny sight as he tried to not trip over the kids. He has hazel eyes and is in law, so clearly not a catch. |
6'.5" Nigerian Prince wants to give you his trust fund, he is clearly in finance and open to wearing blue contact lenses. |
And Iโm looking for a 5โ0 woman with large brea$t$ with a decent body |
Big booty little waist skinny blonde girl 5โ0 |
Brain is optional? |
slimthick |
a woman who's a comedy writer ran with it and her addition is really good:
https://x.com/geemcgwee/status/1786845283499819315 |