Are you smarter than the average poster? Richer? Better looking? Better connected? More high class?
Here is your opportunity to tell us about it. |
I am 9/10 in every single one of those categories. Investment bankers, politicians, and wealthy SAHMs alike cower in my presence. I am a true intellect and paragon of class. That is why I spend my time posting here on DCUM. |
Brevity. |
Hard to say for sure, but I think I'm in better shape and eat better than the average poster on here.
I also sometimes feel more emotionally mature than the average poster, but that might be skewed by the people who are especially immature posting a lot. |
I have a much more powerful gaming PC and several max-level characters in World of Warcraft. |
I have 13 dogs. |
Being in better shape is life’s true flex (after money of course, assuming no one is flexing if not wealthy). This is the one area of my life I need to shore up!!! And I’m on it! |
None of those but at least I'm thin, 5'4" and 116 lbs. |
See? Total flex! Better to be slim than anything else, even rich. |
I'm above average depressed.
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Hair. I have way more hair than the average person. |
Unquestionably above average in dog ownership. But shame on you if there are any pit bulls. |
For a 48 year old man I'm better looking and in better shape than 99.9% of all the others. |
Relax. None of this means anything at all. You're just a leaf on a stream. |
I know more Biblical commentary than anyone else on dcum. |