From the male's perspective -- how we conceived

[Anonymous]

We have two kids. First kid took a year to conceive (I was 38, DW was 32), second took just one try (two years later). My brother is in the process of trying, and I'm too shy/embarassed to discuss any of this with him, so I thought I'd post about it to see how I felt about communicating with anonymous strangers.

After about six months of trying, I figured something was off. And I thought it might be me, not her since my drive and performance were kind of not great. Some of it was the pressure of having to do it on certain consecutive days, but I thought it was something more. So I figured I should try to improve the quality and quantity of my sperm. In other words, optimize things from what I could control.

First, I switched to boxers from boxer briefs. Then I took an at-home sperm count test, and it was fine in terms of sperm density. But the kicker, and this is what I didn't want to discuss with my brother, was the use of a prostate massager when we had sex. I think the volume of my ejaculate tripled with this trick alone.

[Anonymous]

Why wouldn't you want to share this with your brother? It's something that worked. Women share tricks like this all the time with each other.

[Anonymous]

What is there to be shy or embarrassed about in this situation?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is there to be shy or embarrassed about in this situation?

I suspect that “guy talk,” at least among heterosexual men, typically doesn’t include descriptions of lovemaking techniques that involve a marital aid in the gentleman’s back door.

And the premise makes no sense — greater volume would seem to reduce the overall quality by diluting the number of swimmers per unit of fluid.

I call troll.

[Anonymous]

Uh wouldn’t discuss with my brother, none of what he wrote is groundbreaking discovery and who needs that image put in the mind of a family member

[Anonymous]

As Alexander Grant Bell used to say, "A gentleman must discuss receiving a helping hand in the tush."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As Alexander Grant Bell used to say, "A gentleman must discuss receiving a helping hand in the tush."

WTF, his name was Alexander GRAHAM Bell, and his famous saying was "A true gentleman never explores the desire to tickle his backdoor."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As Alexander Grant Bell used to say, "A gentleman must discuss receiving a helping hand in the tush."

WTF, his name was Alexander GRAHAM Bell, and his famous saying was "A true gentleman never explores the desire to tickle his backdoor."

Are you sure that this wasn’t George Washington Carver?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why wouldn't you want to share this with your brother? It's something that worked. Women share tricks like this all the time with each other.

Um why do you think?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As Alexander Grant Bell used to say, "A gentleman must discuss receiving a helping hand in the tush."

WTF, his name was Alexander GRAHAM Bell, and his famous saying was "A true gentleman never explores the desire to tickle his backdoor."

Are you sure that this wasn’t George Washington Carver?

No, George Washington Carver is famous for his discovery that “it’s okay to have fun with his nuts, just be sure to keep away from his butt”

[Anonymous]

OP stop with the fetish material.

[Anonymous]

So you don't want to discuss this with your BIL, to whom it might be relevant, but you dump your fetish toy nonsense here?

[Anonymous]

Your wife is old, has nothing to do with you

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP stop with the fetish material.

But it is really funny.